Come to Framptonos and stay at the Framptonos Beachside Apartments!

Enjoy a Stella at the Bar.

Stroll along the busy Framptonos Boulevard.

Take an extremely refreshing dip in the crystal brown waters of the Frome.

Visit the beautiful 16th century Iglesia de santa Maria, built from wine bottle corks by shipwrecked sailors from the Spanish Armada.

Venture up the hill and wonder at el hueco del tibb. Look back down the hill at your appartment and wonder again.

Enjoy the world famous Framptonos illuminations (visible, if you go fast enough, at each end of the resort).

Puzzle at the mysterious ancient runes scattered along the main road for no apparent reason.

Visit the cradle of civilisation in nearby Maiden Newton or marvel at the ancient ruins of Frome Vauchurch.

And if you want to hear some of the quainter and more colourful aspects of the local vernacular just mention to any of the friendly locals where it is you are staying.

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